Funny things kids say

Funny Things Kids Say

Kids say the funniest things. So innocent. So new to the world of language. I can’t help but to write down all the sweet and funny things he says. Here’s the last two months worth of notable comments:

December 28th, 2012

Landon’s version of football: “The other friends want my ball, but if they just said, “Please may I have a turn” I would say, ‘Yes when I’m done’.”

December 17th, 2012

Playing with cars and trains, Landon puts them to “sleep”.
Me: “What should we do while they’re sleeping?”
Landon: (in a whisper) “Let’s poke them!”

December 10th, 2012

Landon: “I like my underwear on backwards. It keeps my penis from falling out.”

November 30th, 2012

Landon sitting in the empty laundry basket: “Will you pull me?”
Me: “Where to?”
Landon: “To the recycling!”
Me: “What are they going to recycle you into?”
Landon: “Aunt Susie!”

November 28th, 2012

Getting ready and dressed in the morning Landon says, “Don’t forget to wear pants. If you forget them you won’t have them.” Good thing I have him around so I don’t forget to wear pants.

November 27th, 2012

Landon to Grandpa, “You’re the oldest in the world!”

November 26th, 2012

Landon pretending to cook: “I’m making Strawberry pie! 1/4 cup soda, 1/4 cup chicken, 1/4 cup bacon and stir”

October 22nd, 2012

After trying Hummus, “It’s not too bad. The oil in it is making it yummy.”

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4 Responses to Funny Things Kids Say {Part 1}

  1. Debby says:

    Oh my goodness! So sweet!
    : )

  2. Jeanne says:

    So, so sweet… As a mother of 3 sons, I wish I had written down what they had said. You think you will remember but you don’t remember it all…good job, Mom!!

  3. Holly says:

    Joel says some funny things, now i must write them down now, great idea. Yesterday he ran up to me with his/my old/ dragon and said “Oh my god, what happened to him” lol I cut all his hair off when i was little.

  4. Jessica says:

    Oh my goodness, so sweet and silly. I love it 🙂